J's Sayings

The first of the following stories occurred this past Sunday at church.  I had to type it out on my iPad so I could relate it here.  After that C had a few J stories of his own, which I am also sharing here:

09/15/2013

After we partook of the bread during the sacrament, J asked me: "Dad, when we eat the bread do we eat Jesus' body?"

I replied: "Well, no ... we eat the bread to remember His body and how He died on the cross for us."

J: "On the cross? How did he die?"

Me: "People nailed his hands and feet on a cross, and that's how he died. But then he came back to life again."

J: "Oh yeah, then they put his body in a cave."

Me: "Yes, for three days."

J: "And after He was in the cave, He went to Heaven."

Me: "Yes, that's right." 

J: "So, when are they going to do that to me? ... Dad, stop laughing."

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08/23/13 

J: "C, I have x-ray vision."

C: "J, just because you have glasses does not mean you have x-ray vision."

J: "But Clark Kent has glasses and he has x-ray vision."

C: "Yes, but he's Superman. Are you Superman?"

J: "Yes."

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08/04/13 

J: "C, can I play Lego Batman?"

C: "No."

J: "Why not?"

C: "Because it's Sunday."

J: "But I want to."

C: "But Dad said, 'No.' "

J: "No he didn't. He said, 'Yes' ... and I said, 'Yes' too."